Drunk College Girls

Dead Drunk Girls

Here's two stories from me Mark, your man in the field, bringing home the crazy stories about dead drunk girls and the sex that follows with that! It's a tough job but hey - someone's gotta do it and on second thought I'm glad to be your dead drunk girls' story teller ;P.

What Dead Drunk Girls Do
This story I was told by a freaky little college nympho called Linda. It goes like this: Linda and her girlfriends were in another state on vacation looking for kicks. They go to a local bar and start drinking shots like there's no tomorrow! They can now be classified as dead drunk girls (;P) and soon starts hitting on the old frickin' geezers in the bar! Linda told me that she ended up going home with these two, freaky bi-sexual men who both were 40+ years old!

When they got in the apartment both the men promptly popped a viagra pill each and asked if she wanted to watch them have sex. Knowing Linda, I knew she would ask to join in on the action instead and sure enough. Linda, now with a big smile on her face, goes on about how they DP'ed her (double penetration, check it out @ Her First DP by clicking here), then continued the fuck-o-rama with a dead drunk girl suck off and ended the whole thing in a throat and vagina fucking. I was astonished to say the least but Linda had no time for that: "Say, didn't I come over to get my ass shagged by my favourite college fuck?", she spit out - I replied: "Sure, yeah, right on!". And that's how that little story got a happy ending for everyone ;P.

How Sandra Learned She Is A Squirter!
Here's a quick little dead drunk girls story I was lucky enough to overhear last Thursday. Sandra is not a shy girl, she's had quite a few of the boys here at college but she never did know she was a spuirter until a couple of weeks ago (if you don't know what a spuirter is go visit Squirt Hunter for full info!). She was at this frat party and her and the others were quickly becoming the "most dead drunk girls eveeeeer!", as she put it. One of the guys suddenly pulled his pants down and there was a race on; who would first grab his fondlestick?! Janet won the contest of the dead drunk girls and dropped her own clothes off too as she sat down and started going at his dong. The other girls frickin gathered around, dropped their panties and started masturbting like fuck to this live porn - can you imagine that glorious sight!? And it was through this intense experience that Sandra found out she is a squirter; she practically exploded right there and all of her goo flew over on his cock in the same instant he came - JIZZ BOMB ;P!! Just check out the pic that was snapped!

Sandra now have a secret offer out; anyone who can make her get off like that again ("'Couze it was so devilish gooooooood!" - quote Sandra) will win her pussy for one day every month in the next year! I'm gonna try next week and with the help the internet can provide me, I'm sure my chances are great ;P! For many more crazy Dead Drunk Girls you just have to visit College Wild Parties here. There, you'll find all your heart's (or dick's!) desires when it comes to hardcore sex with naughty dead drunk girls!